WWDC and iPhone 4

I didn't work inside of WWDC 2010. However, if you did manage to drop your business card to girl who was badgering you for one outside of Moscone, thanks not being a snot rag and avoiding me like the plague. I'm a girl. Not a freaking hyena. I swear I wasn't trying to make you feel uncomfortable, but I had to collect 50 cards to get out of the freezing cold and call it a day.

I got talk to some of you about what was going on inside. A lot of you are very excited about the new iPhone. One expressed so much joy that he screamed, "Android can SUCK IT!"

iPhone 4 must be that legit. So legit that you didn't mind paying $1600 just to be part of the WWDC action (you know that shit was streaming live online, right).

I like the iPhone but I'm always Team Blackbery because of BBM. It has that creeper function so you know the other user read your message. That way I know your bitch ass read my text and there's no reason NOT to respond promptly.

However, the new iPhone will definitely put an end to cheating. You can't hide your infidelities when you got it on video. So many compromising (and embarrassing) moments will be caught through a simple phone call. I might even hop on this iPhone action just so I can exploit people for personal gain. That's how I roll.